I think the easy answer is that he'll do his action-oriented style regardless

"War!"

I was but I remember the commetariat backlash to him more than his writing

I really like it too, though I understand why people might not want to watch a group of unlikable people make shitty decisions. It seems in line with the general AV Club vibe and humor though, so I'm a little off-put by the hate. I think it's a combination of things but I imagine a good portion of people haven't…

I guess Michael doesn't technically cheat on his wife as they aren't married yet, but he does abandon Kay and marry that woman in Italy before coming back and marrying her.

You know, for an embodiment of conscience Jiminy is pretty chill about Pinoccio bailing on that donkey slave ring.

I finally finished and put out my Second EP and, in celebration of my renewed free time, I saw Fury Road twice (it was even better the second time) and drank heavily so all and all a pretty good week.

You didn't tell us about oak barrel that held the dornish fish - engraved with the olive branch sigil of the Oyls and wrapped in boiled leather.

I thought that was the writers reminding us that she has an actual iPhone

"Shitty ass weapons - can't even kill good."

*Pharrell rolls eyes, pulls out wallet.*

It's not that one is more ridiculous than the other it's that Indy was built around religion as the central fantastical conceit. Bringing aliens into it is jarring and doesn't really vibe with the other three. I imagine people would have a similar issue if Jesus shows up wielding a cross-shaped lightsaber in Abrams…

It's so weird to hear people call the hilarious schlubby guy from parks and recreation a talentless, bland, pretty boy.

When I was a dog walker in Chicago I used to consume podcasts like crazy. Analyze Phish, Farts and Procreation, and Harris’s Foam/Phone Corner were responsible for so many wary looks. “Why is that lunatic walking dogs?” They thought (probably). "That animal should be in the care of someone who has the decency not to…

They really are the best - there's a reason 12 Angry Men is a bonafide classic film.

Homer: Hello, is this GBM? You wrote in the personals that you're looking for a soul mate. Well, I also like rainy days and movies… No, I don't like that… Or that… It's not that I'm afraid - I'm going to hang up now, bye!

It's not my favorite episode but I do really like "I'm not a stabbing hobo I'm a singing hobo!" being followed immediately by "Nothing beats the hobo life/stabbin' folks with my hobo knife"

The french-accented villain is an english nobleman judging by the red coat. Looks like YOU'RE the Nathan Rabin here!

Hopefully juice; possibly urine.

Alcoholic cider here is usually called "hard cider." Apple cider is a counterpoint to apple juice being both tangy and brown.