INSERT DEVASTATINGLY WITTY COMMENT HERE

INSERT DEVASTATINGLY WITTY COMMENT HERE

We're going to need a citation on this Alan Dean Foster/Bjarne Rostaing thing. My friends in the Winnipeg Phantom of the Paradise Guild are quite intrigued.

We're going to need a citation on this Alan Dean Foster/Bjarne Rostaing thing. My friends in the Winnipeg Phantom of the Paradise Guild are quite intrigued.

Tiny Tim was not in "A Christmas Story".
You're thinking of "A Christmas Carol".

Tiny Tim was not in "A Christmas Story".
You're thinking of "A Christmas Carol".

No.
I had to stop reading this halfway through.
Is it not enough that this show is oozing into people's houses? Must we read about it too?

No.
I had to stop reading this halfway through.
Is it not enough that this show is oozing into people's houses? Must we read about it too?

Barbecue! The word is "barbecue"!
A "barbeque" would be pronounced "bar-beck".

Barbecue! The word is "barbecue"!
A "barbeque" would be pronounced "bar-beck".

I defy you to watch the original (with overture and intermission) and not fall asleep.
I defy you.

I defy you to watch the original (with overture and intermission) and not fall asleep.
I defy you.

Watching that has opened my eyes to the magic all around me and warmed my cold cold heart.
Or maybe that was the heroin.

Watching that has opened my eyes to the magic all around me and warmed my cold cold heart.
Or maybe that was the heroin.

Sweet K-Car!

Sweet K-Car!

Your story is 100 times cooler than my story.

Your story is 100 times cooler than my story.

I can't wait to hear Lady Gaga's version of this lawsuit!

I can't wait to hear Lady Gaga's version of this lawsuit!