You claim that the "vast, vast majority of Americans live amongst exurban sprawl." The only figure I could find was that, in 2000, exurbs contained about 5% of the population in the United States. When the only verifiable fact in your post is completely false, it calls the rest of the post into question.

This article was apparently written in the alternate universe where books were never invented. Otherwise I can't explain why there is no mention of serialized novels. I guess it's more fun to pretend that we're examining brand new issues, rather than admit we have nothing to say. Just so everyone knows, when you read…