That's where Polonius went to spank it.

Mazel tov!

Oh, so her skull is like one of those extruders my dad would never let me have. Jealous!

Does she have a glass eye?

Yeah but Mr. Brown, that's a little too close to Mr. Shit.

Diedrich Bader.

OK, so: not only beneath the office, but also shitty things for a human to say. Again.

Forever and always. Centipede was up there, though.

I know this is a serious discussion but I swear to Christ until now I thought SJW stood for Single Jewish Woman.

Fleek!

Read the first paragraph of Da Vinci Code and reckon with its being on the bestseller list for 166 weeks. I can't.

Opie Cunningham is a selfish bastard!

What of Big Al?

Hey, he has that new Gong Show gig. That's like a license to print money.

Not enough "like."

Gamey though.

I can also recommend ATK's cast iron fried chicken recipe. Great as-is, or use up to double the cayenne if you like some heat.

Him?

Panburger Partner.

Don't let anyone shame you. Toast those Pop Tarts and give 'em a smear of unsalted butter on the bottom. (You're welcome.)