I thought that was the joke.

Drugs: wicked awesome enough that you might ruin your life for them.

And like this if you got the idea from Warren Zevon.

Beck's Sea Change was pretty good.

I work in the petroleum industry, and this is the official reason. I think the reality has something to do with eliminating competition for the full-service industry.

Some keys just click the lock open. It was booze for me and I never even noticed any effects from Xanax. Hated pot. Liquor got me in enough trouble anyway.

We all were, bruddah.

I didn't make it past "beefy tea."

F U N E M N X ?

Julia Child's deconstructed turkey. Roasts quickly and perfectly. You'll never go back.

When I first met the Sandbaguette, she reminded me of Laura Petrie. I wanted to marry Laura Petrie since the first time I saw her.

It was a little long for me. There wasn't much plot and musicals don't automatically entertain me just because there is singing and dancing.

Bite your tongue.

I am also a fan of grapes and walnuts, but if the chicken is moist enough the grapes can make the end product watery.

Working in the marketing department of a Fortune 1000 company?

Don't forget we also masturbate to things.

It's a Wonderful Life. I lived 43 years without seeing this thing, dismissing it as sentimental junk. It has plenty of sentiment but in the right doses, and it earns it.

Frank Sabotka: You know what the trouble is, Brucie? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket.

I have a soft spot for American Housewife. Katy Mixon and the rest of the cast are about as good as a network sitcom gets.

All right Berry, you win.