Braggart.

"He looked rather pleasantly like a blond Satan." - from The Maltese Falcon

He likes rape.

*Reads "li'l known rapper Lil 1/2 Dead," snorts*
*Scrolls up to O'Neal's byline*
*Nods*

I'm gonna have to shut down the studio. The only way I'll reopen the studio is if you go up to the Bronx, and get me some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.

Speak for yourself.

Seconded.

I actually liked Feasting on Asphalt, but I'm a food nerd.

"Poochie" could not be more apt. But food shows in general are so comforting to me that I have left DDD playing on my TV while I loaded the dishwasher, even though I would not want to sit next to Fieri on a plane.

Recommended by scienticians? I'm in!

They're just moving to Cobb County like everyone else.

Once you're out of ketchup, shit potatoes are enough to make you want to launch yourself into space in a convertible.

Yes, we all saw the graphic on the Activia commercial.

Chicken wings! Discuss.

I actually found Strauss's book fascinating when it came out. It was an interesting story of self-actualization, not a how-to manual (although it had some of those elements). The "Game," all that PUA stuff, seemed like Dumbo's Feather to me. Confidence— maybe conferred by a perceived guru— coupled with living a…

Ketchup is normally a sign that you are eating bad food which you'd prefer to taste like ketchup.

Why would you, if the hash browns are hot and fresh? I'd bet on McD's hash browns at their peak over the fries at their peak, no problem. And you don't have to finish them in 2 minutes to maintain the quality.

Aw, that's disappointing. I've always been an east coast guy but my fiancee is from San Diego. I have gone out west once with her and the Mexican food was mind-blowing. I was looking forward to trying In-N-Out on our next trip.

Sir, I do NOT order a kid-sized anything! *Hoists up 44-inch-waisted stretch khakis*

It needs to be defended. Hard to imagine a more satisfying basket of unashamed fried carbs. With gravy.