Hardee's burgers often suffer from "more is better" thinking. That said, a no-frills 1/3 lb original Thickburger is pretty darn good— no need for onion straws, BBQ sauce, or jalepeno poppers on top.

Ahem. Chick-Fil-A waffle fries.

Horsey sauce. HORSEY SAUCE.

Bordering on irresponsible, their serving of fries.

They also sell a frozen version in many grocery stores. You must deep fry them though, don't be a flake and try to bake them.

My biggest quibble with McD's breakfast is that their sausage is so bland. Hardee's/Carl's Jr has a spicy, fresh tasting sausage, or if you're in the southern US, Bojangles.

I assume a Frosty is just soft serve ice cream, and I can tell you those machines breed funky bacteria in no time if they aren't sanitized regularly. I never saw anyone get sick when I managed a DQ, but if we slacked on sanitizing it the soft serve tasted like it came from a petri dish.

McDonald's for anything other than breakfast feels like giving up.

I will add that Krystal serves a fine product and I would step over a White Castle burger to get a Krystal 10 times out of 10.

Forties granted me freedom from feeling a need to keep up with the latest pop culture events. That's surprisingly relaxing. I give a fuck about things I want to, and the rest I'm pleased to let go.
Age forty also gave me male pattern baldness, reading glasses, a spare tire, and a beautiful fiancée.
If you gave me a…

Bruce. Blame Bruce for everything. His brain is tuned to a different station than the rest of us; hell would just be another interesting stop for him.

Mummies. To be fair, they're really just zombies but they have to be tougher because there aren't as many of them at once.

Wonka's entrance is succinct "show don't tell." Pretty impressive it was Wilder's idea.

Why didn't I heed your advice?

It would certainly be improved by more freaks and peaks.

If the Perry Mason thing is true, RDJ is the smartest actor ever. He'll be Iron Man, Sherlock Holmes, and Perry Mason, all of whom could carry 4-5 sequels.

No such thing as bad press.

Troy and Abed In the Morning.

Does 7 Eleven still do those Doritos Loaded cheese-stuffed shitbombs? That's the awful version.
Homemade casserole-style mac and cheese leftovers repurposed into breaded and fried goodness… well, it's still cheese-stuffed carbohydrate shitbombs, but at least you know what's in them.

Probably at the next gas station.