Long movies in the theater are hard to take for me. I walked out of Braveheart in 1995 and felt vaguely guilty at the time, but it's just my preference. I have enjoyed some movies more than 2 hours long, but not in the theater. Just too fucking long to sit in one place.

If you took the lid off the tank, I assume you knew to check the water valve to make sure it wasn't turned off? Something to keep in mind if not. For next time.

It'll happen to you…

Well that, and a pair of testicles.

She's tough but fair.

Powder.

Be sure to get your blood gravy count checked.

Reading One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest inspired me to finally get sober.

Tuning the cable box to channel 99, softcore porn that the parents did not subscibe to.

Malt liquor, fortified wine, anything cheap and strong in the beer/wine family. Improvement and about the same price with pints of Jim Beam and whatever I wanted to mix it with. I was a Diet Coke or Mtn Dew guy.

I can remember the all-day headache of drinking that adjunct stuff. It's an improvement to switch to cheap pints of the hard stuff with lots of mixer.

Why embarrassing? Did you say something awkward, or just felt weird being called out as shy?

Goodbye David.

I'll have to give this and Audiosurf a try— I'm not much of a gamer, but the original Amplitude was great fun.

Here's the real punch in the teeth: when the older generation dies out, WE are the older generation. Younger generations find the next elder statesmen among us.

Then it needs more crystals and nag champa smell.

In the past 15 years, the word "like" has firmly become a verbal crutch similar to "um" and "y'know." So much so that I wonder of popular usage would make its first definition an interjection.

Maybe I should check it out. I really liked SWS in Goon.

I've been repeatedly told otherwise.

Pretty sure the Sandbaguette watches this channel nonstop when I'm not around, especially the Christmas stuff. I don't mind having them on, but it's definitely not something I'm paying much attention to.