And how.

In my day, we "checked her oil."

This is what happens when you try to shoehorn an AD reference kids.

This movie looks best in a dark dorm room.

How hard can it be?

Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) in Goodfellas was pretty funny when he came unhinged, which was scary.

If Deadwood had a proper ending, it might edge out The Wire for me. As it is, both series are as important to me as some of the best books I've ever read. In some ways, more so.

You just sold another copy of that cookbook. Love ATK. I'll never roast a turkey whole again.

She musta crawled under there for warmth.

Heaven needed another angel, son. We just have to remember that.

Can't beat that.

My brother, I don't know you but you're in denial.

Shaving or buzzing it short are the most dignified ways to go bald.

Tom Cruise and Jon Voight are movie stars for a reason. Very enjoyable movie.

You could design her on your computer and have her brought to life by a freak electrical accident. Just don't let your asshole brother Chet find out.

Classic move.

Might have something to do with how easily the person would find someone who wants to have sex with them. Once you have that, not too hard to get a place to stay and some food.

Doug Hopkins era Gin Blossoms = pure alcoholic self-pity. I love it, but can certainly see how people would find it annoying as hell.

I waited tables for a few years. I'd rather a customer spit on me than leave one of those things as a tip.

He can come off as arrogant, but A Simple Plan and Bad Santa are two of my most rewatched movies. He's the major reason.