You must have a more streamlined body than I do.

For quitting bad habits: Your urge to smoke/drink/snack will pass whether you do it or not.

That's a good one!

I think it's a youth thing mostly; being able to get swept into that passion and live in denial of the expiration date.

You *know* I will.

I thought you had peaked, Ra7xF. But maybe you go on forever and ever, like train smoke.

They got ya with the $1 styrofoam cup, didn't they? It's OK, Smartass. We have plenty of room down here once you get hooked on biscuits and gravy.

That's perfectly understandishable.

Yep. Do yourself a favor as soon as you notice it: buy one of those little electric groomers. Take care of ears and nose once a week. I don't think that shit will ever be in style.

Those dairy nazis made me fat. *sad trombone*

"Remember when is the lowest form of conversation." — A.Soprano

20 years here, now 2 years off cigarettes due to vaping. Also helped me lose weight because I can actually exercise without hacking up a hairball.

That's some Laverne and Shirley shit.

Folks just called him Yellow. You call a grown man Yellow, what do you think is gonna happen?

Well, *I* believe in him.

Guess he still has a couple of islands in the stream.

It's "fare as well." "Fair" is almost never a verb.

It's my favorite time of year when there is finally relief from the heat in the southeast US. Wick Fowler Two Alarm chili one night, pork tenderloin on the grill the next. Tonight the Sandbaguette is doing a lemon roasted chicken with whatever vegetables look good at the market today.

Drink like Lee Marvin or GTFO.

Alex, thank you for your bravery posting that. There are DOZENS of us, brother.