I like this story because I am beyond pitiful at shooters. I stopped trying to play Fallout 3 after 45 minutes because I couldn't kill the cockroach things in the tutorial.

What did the guy pour over all that material?

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" is pretty charming.

Don't sleep on Clutch's self-titled album.

I started enjoying that song a lot more once I learned it was originally written for Tom Petty. Of course the version I like best is the one in my head where Petty actually performs it.

Some of the old delta blues guys talked like that. John Lee Hooker for example.

Upvote for Burgertime nostalgia.

I always heard "flat asses."

I only heard Back to Black after she started popping up in the tabloids. My gut sank, realizing this highly talented young person was going to slip away.

That's a surprise to me too. I thought Steve Irwin was a passionate person with infectious energy and entertaining screen presence.

That cuts close to the bone. This exact childhood memory is why the golden arches just look like sadness to me.

Best fast food fried chicken, period. And breakfast biscuits served all day.
Affectionately pronounced Bo-HAN-glaze at my high school years ago.

Bard's Tale motherfuckers!

Goon is everything you want in an underdog sports movie, and Schrieber was the best part of it.

A head can't be decapitated. But it can be disembodied.

I wish I could spit as much venom with godDAMN it as Odenkirk.

Might be the best Odenkirk Yell: ALL RIGHT CUT THE SHIT.

Rocketed JC into my hall of fame.

Went to see a Fudge Tunnel concert in 1993 because Fear Factory was opening. But the act before Fear Factory was Clutch. They blew the roof off that dump.

Ben Grimm, I'm about 2 years ahead of you. It came as a relief to me.