Atlanta has the Braves and Richard Blais. And other overrated things I love.

No gimmick account called Power-Balled Lady yet? Slackers.

The first time I saw that sketch I spewed approximately a half pint of beer from my nose. I never wasted beer lightly, but this one was worth it.

Truly, Jennifer Connelly at the height of her powers.

Bad Santa the day after Thanksgiving. Or else I don't shit right for a week.

Sounds like Mama and Papa Neckbeard celebrated Valentine's Day the right way.

Beef chuck roast in the slow cooker for 6-8 hours on low. I add carrots, onions, celery, and sometimes mushrooms but honestly I think you could put anything in there and not mess it up. (Rocky Road ice cream might.)

This album plus Evan Williams bourbon got me through all my breakups in the late 90s.

Robert Crais, the guy who writes the Elvis Cole novels.

I'm 100% sure it was for me, on the neighbor's basement TV.  Parents didn't know they had HBO hooked up down there.

Mrs. Peel, may I recommend Chick Fil A waffle fries?  Mixing Tabasco in with your ketchup is optional, but highly encouraged.

Then the people younger than you will become more and more accomplished.  That's fun.

Toss up between gambling and compulsive eating.  You need money and food to live, unlike drugs or alcohol.  If it's bad and you want to get better, you really have to surrender and let someone else plan that stuff for you for a while.

I thought it was more first draft-ish than uninterested.  Sonia is a good writer and apparently she got the assignment at last minute.  I'll be reading next week.

Come on now, let's let the government defend itself.  Guys, speak up for yourselves.

Terriers?

Uncut party pizza and Ben & Jerry's in a paint bucket.

Absolutely.

My brother and sis-in-law (all 3 of us are in our 30s) had me to their house because "you have to see this movie Catfish."  They rewatched it with me and couldn't wait for my reaction to the reveal.

It was a year's supply, but still… impressive.