I didn't realize from my "In 3D" cassette until this very day that his originals are style parodies.  And my fucking mind is blown seeing how obvious the connections are.

I've ordered coffee with that quote more often than I should admit.

Career Opportunities is the movie I took my first date to.  I paid no attention to my date during the movie but PLENTY afterward.

My coworker has mentioned it several times as "the best show on TV" and gone into detail about it.  He's an intelligent person, but when he recommends something I just kinda smile and nod.

I thought I was the only person who ever heard of Johnny Corndawg.  I really dig "Chevy Beretta" from his last album:
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One more indicator that I'm ancient and a hermit:  I only heard 'Call Me Maybe' for the first time yesterday.  In a commercial for one of those dance vidja games the kids have.  It was just a snippet, but that's the song, right?

I used to live deep in the country.  As a male, I can't think of many things more satisfying and primal than whizzing outdoors.

Louie, Archer, and The Wire?  You have some mighty good stuff on deck there.

Louie, Archer, and The Wire?  You have some mighty good stuff on deck there.

With an enormous wang.

With an enormous wang.

I saw it opening weekend in theaters with two friends.  None of us had heard anything about it other than "it's different and spooky."  In hindsight, this was the perfect way to go into it.  Parts of it dragged but the found footage angle was clever to me, and the ending creeped the fuck out of all of us.

I saw it opening weekend in theaters with two friends.  None of us had heard anything about it other than "it's different and spooky."  In hindsight, this was the perfect way to go into it.  Parts of it dragged but the found footage angle was clever to me, and the ending creeped the fuck out of all of us.

And I don't think the movie is based on it, but the ideas are similar.

And I don't think the movie is based on it, but the ideas are similar.

"Femme D'Argent" was my first thought when I read the title of the article.

"Femme D'Argent" was my first thought when I read the title of the article.

I can't forgive Benh Zeitlin for the way he treated Hank and Britt.

I can't forgive Benh Zeitlin for the way he treated Hank and Britt.

"Adventures in Odyssey" was the name my school gave to the gifted program for 4-6 grades.