That's because Alabama is flat as hammered shit.

MY family doesn't!  We love hanging out on the holidays.

Tread lightly on Jimmy John, sir or madam.  And if you speak ill of the Gargantuan, I'll come out of this chair.

I haven't heard the term "nutraloaf" since I was a guest of the state of Georgia.  Is that a thing?

My definition of alcoholism is: if you drink and you admit it's causing you problems but you keep doing it, you're an alcoholic. This is true for 2 drinks or 30 a day.

Clarence Frogman Henry. This got inserted into my childhood brain at some point and can never be eradicated.

There was also an ice cream guy who, after they revealed the real show, was filmed outside on his cell phone asking someone, "Who the hell is Bobby Faye?"

Flaubert, I think that was on Ill Communication. But good call.

@Warren: They're usually in churches because the group can only pay a small amount of rent. (Contributions are voluntary in AA.) Plus they gots the big coffee urns in the fellowship hall, and you can't get sober without that.

I didn't realize "breaking bad" was a regional thing, but I've always lived in the Southeast US. Were there large parts of the USA who had never heard the term before?

Why was the baby monitor on?
Harrison's in Orlando.

Definitely worth watching the one season.

Totally relevant Nielsen memory
At a college Halloween party, while watching Airplane! and eating nachos, I got my first secret/public handjob. She was even dressed as Wonder Woman.

Baseball is great to listen to on the radio while you're doing something else. (Washing the car, mowing grass, etc.)

Right on
I'm pleasantly surprised to see that an actual sports viewer did this review (and a Falcons fan too, but that's not important now).

E.Buzz, like Claire says your presciption can keep changing even after the surgery. Mine has changed every year for the past 28 years, so I'm not a good candidate for the procedure.

Helmet was the soundtrack to two years of college for me, and that song was maybe heaviest in the rotation.

I haven't watched SNL in a few years
And could barely stand the first 15 mins of this week's. (Not a firstie attempt.) If this is a B+ episode and I caught the strongest material, I don't see a reason to waste the DVR space.

I'm so mad that you posted about "too late" before I did.

Don't nuke the Totino's! The only actual appeal it has is the cracker-y crunch from the oven.