It's not rape if they're setting you up for murder.

John Hamm?

That earlier Newswire was just about Rush, not Rush Limbaugh.

No. It just reads, "Let's all poop."

Not with that kind of language.

I've heard worse.

Don't crush and snort Viagra. That's what I'm saying.

Stick with martinis, kid.

Corey Haim in the bathtub would have been so much more effective if he was eating spaghetti and drinking milk.

Of course, women have the essentially same desires and responses to nakedness as men but can only openly express it in the context of liking shitty but bafflingly popular books-movies such as Magic Mike and 50 Shades of Gray.

Comedians seem like such bankable performers.

Those Naked and Afraid: Uncensored shows still blank out the genitals.

California dispensaries. In, out, five minutes. No idle chit-chat.

What about Michael Phelps? That would be a little more legitimate.

Anything you need to get high can be found under the kitchen sink.

Quit throwing goddamned fruit into it!

Too late.

Do they have any other super powers than just getting incredibly fucked up on drugs?

It's still very hard to judge dosages. I think back to that Brewer and Shipley song "One Toke Over the Line," and think, "Shit, one toke is just about over the line."

With the potency of weed these days, I don't see how people can even function after a while.