1.  Eat a lot
2.  Sleep a lot
3.  Brush 'em like crazy

A true lady is fully in command of her own craw.

She's a delight.

Some people only respond to severe, cartoon-like violence.

I saw that movie.

That other guy didn't die, either.

Wouldn't you like to know!

The hell you say.

Oh, to hell with the children.

I gave him Kickstarter money for this shit?

So long Golden Age of TV!

They had an international episode that showed some woman in the Sudan who obsessively hoarded dung beetle carcasses.

I never like to encourage throwing molotov cocktails at anybody's house.

They'll kill you for that.

What does this have to do with Breaking Bad?

Asian Americans don't encourage their children to be on TV.

Death by snoo-snoo!

It's interesting how it was a comedy, then a drama, then went back to being a comedy again.

Twang twang NASAL SINGIN twangy twang  NASAL

I got a rock.