I'll just go over to "It's a Wrap" on Magnolia and get a shirt worn by some extra in the background of Dog with a Blog.

Or downward, depending on the position.

How about if he just walks into the sunset?

It gives you really fresh breath.

The GGW guy wasn't so much bathing as rinsing his crabs.

14.  Meth helps you get things done.

Liar!  My mother is not that expensive!

I'm pretty sure the 1893 Chicago World's Fair had Belgian waffles shaped into a cone and loaded with ice cream.  So fuck your parents!

Ain't you got no sense of adventure?

What about all that love Austin is supposed to exude like so much patchouli stink?

Oscar Wilde.

It's certainly convenient.

They love chicken feet in China, because apparently they have all fucking day to eat them.

It was Flavor Flav lickin good.

I know, man.  It's so hard to come by.

I know just the place.  "Bucket 'O Clucks."

He doesn't look like a frequent bather.

What the hell am I supposed to do with this yellow rubber band on my wrist?

People going in for operations do it all the time.  Just don't use a credit card, they want cash up front, like a brothel.

That's when you mix them all together!