Uh-huh.  It was when you said that Superman could fly all the time, and that was wrong, that time. 

Uh-huh.  It was when you said that Superman could fly all the time, and that was wrong, that time. 

fuk superman

fuk superman

Yesterday.

Yesterday.

Clark Kent isn't much of an investigative journalist, but he did an excellent write-up of the Solvang Garlic Festival last year.

Clark Kent isn't much of an investigative journalist, but he did an excellent write-up of the Solvang Garlic Festival last year.

Klark Kant.

Klark Kant.

Agreed.  What people do is scary, not what they wear.  A scary person is one who you know could step outside the boundaries of acceptable social behavior at any time, good or bad.

Agreed.  What people do is scary, not what they wear.  A scary person is one who you know could step outside the boundaries of acceptable social behavior at any time, good or bad.

Godzilla transplanted to England and representing creeping European unification rather than atomic contamination.

Godzilla transplanted to England and representing creeping European unification rather than atomic contamination.

Superman didn't always fly.  He just used to be able to jump really far, like The Hulk.  But it looked foolish in the Fleischer cartoons, so they gave him the ability to float and sail through the air.  Much more elegant.

Superman didn't always fly.  He just used to be able to jump really far, like The Hulk.  But it looked foolish in the Fleischer cartoons, so they gave him the ability to float and sail through the air.  Much more elegant.

Living forever and having everything you care about eventually die or be destroyed is payment enough.

Living forever and having everything you care about eventually die or be destroyed is payment enough.

Considering all the babies born in mid- to late-October, it would appear that the primeval human mating season is not Spring, where young man thoughts turn to love, but rather Summer, when we strip off our dainties and plunge into the nearest swimmin' hole to escape the heat flowing from our fertile loins.

Considering all the babies born in mid- to late-October, it would appear that the primeval human mating season is not Spring, where young man thoughts turn to love, but rather Summer, when we strip off our dainties and plunge into the nearest swimmin' hole to escape the heat flowing from our fertile loins.