I've recently noticed that pornography is not as effective as it used to be.  Tedious, even.  I believe that age, medication, and overload are all factors.

I've recently noticed that pornography is not as effective as it used to be.  Tedious, even.  I believe that age, medication, and overload are all factors.

Women are critical of everything, so what's the difference?

Women are critical of everything, so what's the difference?

C-section.

C-section.

Neigh.

Neigh.

Why does this always have to be an either/or with you?

Why does this always have to be an either/or with you?

Indie comedies.  They make you laugh in quick puffs out your nose.

Indie comedies.  They make you laugh in quick puffs out your nose.

Sorry.  Not nearly quirky enough.

Sorry.  Not nearly quirky enough.

"Sockdologizing" is code for "cocksucking."

"Sockdologizing" is code for "cocksucking."

The shot didn't kill him, but the traditional method of bleeding out the wound rather than applying direct pressure pretty much did him in.

The shot didn't kill him, but the traditional method of bleeding out the wound rather than applying direct pressure pretty much did him in.

He's resurrected using Borg technology.

He's resurrected using Borg technology.