Pringle Hole

Hey, does anyone here besides me see Hunger Games as possibly being the most unintentionally hilarious movie in recent memory?

That's where the demonic subtlety comes in.  See, you have to ask yourself, what would compel a mother to do that?

I'm sure you're thinking of Fred Olen Ray's classic, Slumber Party Massacre.

Page one rewrite by Alexander Payne.

You win if you don't end up with an entity attached to you screwing up your life for the next 10 years.

Will I be lost if I didn't see Connect Three?

Thank You Sir (May I Have Another?)

You would think so, wouldn't you?

Ouija boards are funny.  You can take die hard skeptics who don't believe in anything supernatural, God, ghosts, or whatever, and when you haul out the Ouija board, they're like, "Uh, no thanks."

I know that my "unreleased" original songs I have sitting in my hard drive are not worth shit.  Only the market can determine monetary value.

Yeah, screw people and their "liking things other than what I like."  What a bunch of retards.

When he died, people got surprisingly angry at me when I said, "What?  You couldn't see that coming?  Look at the guy!"

Man, those non-disclosure agreements all those people signed must be nasty.

I hate this crummy Smarch weather.

I hope Kevin Bacon reprises his role as Frat Thug #2.

Bite the weenie, Riz!

Can't they find a way to do a musical about the movie of the musical of the movie The Producers?  That has Jews and Hitler in it.  It's made for Broadway.

Okay, we agree.  Mashed potatoes.

You're all worthless and weak!