Chipmunk

I hope Wilson Phillips sings with them.  Also everybody ever.

MIU Album or GTFO!

Bruce Johnston wrote "I Write the Songs."

Play Little Cobra!

I thought the headline was being sarcastic.

Hah!  Listen to everything ever recorded by everybody, and record your album, too, then get back to us!

Also hard to pull off if your vocal cords are completely calcified by being alive for 1,000 years.

What?  Just because you're the dog shit on the bottom of God's shoe that means you're not supposed to have opinions and preferences?  "Here's some charity, losers!  Say you like it or we'll burn the house down with you and your crippled children in it!"  Now that's heartwarming.

Actually, I've driven by Warren Buffet's house in Omaha.  It's surprisingly accessible. 

It's easy for her to move, though.  All she has is a toothbrush and a Ziploc baggie with a few tampons.

It's like everything else.  The best engineers get pulled away to do the sexier, higher-paying jobs like building the planet destroying power beam generators, while the guys at the bottom of the class end up designing thermal exhaust ports.

Well, you're probably right about that.  I definitely remember that there was all kinds of public, Bangladesh-level suffering involved, to that point where a normal person really starts to lose sympathy and blame the victim and just wish the situation would just go away and everybody involved would die or something.

Especially poor people.  Rich people, maybe.

Agreed.  It just looks like the worst show ever created.  I hate everybody in the ads without ever having met them, and I'm sure Adam Sandler is behind this somehow.  Unless I was kidnapped by a deranged serial killer and had holes drilled in my head and acid poured in to make me into a zombie, I can't see myself…

Well, sure, because of all the lights.

Hah hah!  Welcome to Hollywood, suckers!

I was hoping they could help Courtney Love out of her jam.

Do you have more money then sense?  Then I'm sure we can work something out.

Some of the houses were actually carried by tornadoes to the land of Oz.  Of course, by then their foundations were completely shot.