Hey, hey, hey!  I'm morbidly obese!

She looks just like her daddy.

I see it as Marion Barry succumbing to every stereotypical caricature of a successful black man ever imagined.  Scrabbling from the ground up to rise to a position of respect and authority, only to literally go "n*gger rich," and piss it all away in an incredibly ridiculous and clownish way.

What's your maiden name?

They're socially inept tech nerds.  Sometimes gothy, sometimes in wheelchairs.  But it only takes them a few seconds to crack any database in the world.  That's why they're so beloved.

He's just a poor boy, from a poor family.

I seriously doubt that Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton had any kind of homosexual attraction for each other.

He used to be so beloved amongst the hipsters/nerds.

I hope he does the live action movie version of Mister Toad's Wild Ride.

It's a news story.  You could write a screenplay about it too, if you wanted to.  For some unknown reason.

MEYER?

I think the general take is that nobody really cares.  It may be an interesting story, and Eddie Murphy might do a good job with it.  But there is such a crushing wave of disinterest that it's hard to do anything but make jokes about it.

Hot doody!

Okay, you got it.

Rhubarb.
Cheese and crackers.

Final Draft or GTFO.

You got a literary license for that dance?

The real occupiers were shouting something about support for Ron Paul, and the extras were shouting for a Union rep to sign their time cards.

It's sad, like the man who continues to dress in his suit, take his briefcase and drive to the McDonald's on the other side of town to drink coffee for eight hours so his family won't know he's unemployed.

Dude!