Silly elf song = Bon Iver.

I prefer to watch it with the sound off.

I believe that is what the Hamburglar keeps saying, although he is often misquoted.

There's always another dictator.

How do you know future dictators aren't currently being killed by time travelers?  Perhaps they're just more subtle about it than you realize.

Of course they were time travelers, but they were there to save Hitler, not have him assassinated.  You don't want to know what the Soviet war machine did many of the alternate timelines when Hitler was killed early in the war.

Without war, where do we get our heroes?  Where do we display our dedication to liberty and justice and democracy?

Sex is much better experienced in person.  Especially with me.

I caught the trailer for the new Tintin movie the other day.

Well, of course the show is a bit more sophisticated, single-camera mockery of a family sitcom, isn't it?  Even much more so than something like Married… With Children.

You got that right, chief.  One of them had real actors in it.

Mel Blanc lost his mind when he got old, too.  It's sad to see these old codgers express their serious opinions in crazy cartoon voices.

I ravished your Great Aunt, and let me tell you, kid.  "Great" is an understatement.

Suddenly he's the go-to guy for puppetry.  Hey, you carve out your niche and ride it in as long as you can in this biz, baby.

That's right, kid.  Kermit is always watching, remembering your every sin, and someday you'll have to face Kermit and justify yourself to him.