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Aleister McKinley
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Why does Dracula have a samurai sword?

I really wish Stefan would hurry up and move to LA so he can solve mysteries with J. August Richards and fight a hilariously evil law firm.

Yeah, the more I thought about it, the more I agree with the reviewer's thought that the Avatar itself is an affront to balance. My bet at this point is that Unalaq wants to free Raava from the Avatar Cycle as well as Vaatu so they can fight like they used to.

My take: Either Unalaq is straight up working for Vaatu, or Vaatu is playing Unalaq like a harp from Hell.

Is it just me or does gypsy chick look startlingly like Katherine? With that and all the personal mission talk I'm starting to think she's the daughter Katherine gave up in her flashback episode.

Psst…This episode was about Syria…

My bet was that he'd be the one to get the cure and this show would be about him trying to survive on his wits. But no, like you said any tension in the series will be undercut by the fact that the protagonist can't die and can easily kill anyone he faces.

Okay, seriously Elijah? Again? I know it would interfere with your gorgeous suits, but for Christ's sake start wearing armor or something! Every other time you show up, you get stabbed by those friggin daggers and you always look surprised as if it hadn't happened multiple times before! (Here ends my tirade to a

*90s power couple.

The man with the Hackey Sack is now married to Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Thats like the ultimate 90s power couple.

Don Draper has spent 7 seasons looking for a mother.

I can't wait to see Pete Campbell call Klaus "Dad"

This show really has been Buffy with the soap factor dialed up to a hundred

I disappointed no one turned into a giant snake.

Well, I guess Jorah isn't going to have a heartfelt reunion with his father.

Seriously, does anyone else go to that school? All the pictures at the prom were of Elena and her non-scooby gang.

After seeing the title, I was hoping they would have a montage of Klaroline trying on Prom dresses to Friday I'm in Love.

So is Silas a witch, a vampire a vampire-witch hybrid or the 6th Mummies Alive?

Look, if you can't trust a vision of your dead witch-wife in a magic well powered by human sacrifice and the malignant will of an immortal necromancer what can you trust? The Lame-stream media?

My first thought upon seeing Caesar was "thats not Ciaran Hinds."