He should be fatter for this movie.

Ludlum is a terrible writer.

What even greater is there's a scene in LOST where Jacob is drowning Capt. Eyeliner.

…..I prefer Cheryl. Batshit crazy gives me a boner.

Please no. If the laptop does anything besides make her brain explode in a Scanners reference it will be stupid.

haha poor prole, suck it Europe!

Bellivia?

Pretty sure they are going to end up combining the two universes in the end. Peter likes things about both Olivia's and it's unclear whether the machine destroys or creates. Combining the two would be both an act of creation and an act of destruction, 2 universes are destroyed and 1 is created in it's place.

Put me down for yes, in case it ever becomes a thing. Like as a gift for pledging PBS or something.

Fuck the south.

They have cell phones dipshits.

He went totally Chris Beniot on those Germans!

Ghandi killed his own chickens?

SPOILERS, why the last books suck.
The Gunslinger went off the rails as soon as one of Kings books showed up in a cave in the Calla. It went off the rails and crashed into an orphanage when King himself showed up in the books as a twin to the rose.

Wow mort, shit just got real.

The next season will just be Sam walking down the street punchinh every single person for an hour a week.

"Get your ass to MARS"!

PJ likes to just add stuff just to make it his own, usually at the expense of the larger than life characters.

Or PJ will just make up some BS for her to do (hey Arwen thanks for saving frodo) to satisfy his narcissistic notion that he can improve on Tolkien.

Galadriel is not in the hobbit. Fucking PJ.