Hey, this is a family site.

Hey, this is a family site.

Tyler Perry/Madea

Tyler Perry/Madea

Meth-addicted sharks.

Meth-addicted sharks.

"philanthropic works such as the non-profit From One Hand To Another for at-risk kids"

"philanthropic works such as the non-profit From One Hand To Another for at-risk kids"

O'Doyle Rules.

He's one of those dudes who you just know has cut off camouflage shorts.

I didn't say mud. I said I fell in some crud.

I'm to busy being stereotypically pompous to actually know what I'm talking about, but I don't think that's true.

Can you imagine the response if NPH mentioned the overly-wordy, unnatural dialogue that he has his shitty acting troupe spout off?

I'm going to accuse one review of hyperbole then use that to make broad claims about ALL music critics!

Sir Osis should enter the field of statistics because he understands context!

$1000 if you ever want to see my toe again.

Like the Titanic, right? No? OK.

X-Factor's minimum age was even younger, and that show remarked several times that they were glad it was lower.

I don't want to be a broken record every week but I'm already tired of this "Phil is crazy for this competition!" comment from the judges.

Greta, standing up for women.