The thing that bugs me about Philipe Phillopson's schtick is something that really annoys me: when people are clearly copying somone, down to their very specific physical ticks and vocal stylings, and never get called out for it.

What about Mr. Bean? Now that's comedy.

Disagree completely.

Totally zoned on that until the day before, couldn't get off of work.

I really liked Unbreakable as well.

You can hear the ocean in her eyeball.

Jesus Christ. Joel Keller's experience can be replicated in another 10 years when yet another theatrical technical gimmick/achievement is reached where Lucas can re-re-release those movies.

Hey Todd "Jackie Harvey" VanDerWerff:

That was the jo-…oh nevermind.

His concern is just sickening.

Here come the In Black Men

I don't think Michael Ian Black is unattractive, but thinking about him humping someone else is right up there with Larry David on the "That Dude Looks Gross When He's Humping Scale"

I like White Collar because of the onions.

That was easy.

Someone's had a whole lifetime of bad days.

I enjoy your use of "hivemind" followed by "you'd be joining us" as if either of those groups exist.

I can think of two things flopping because of scientology.

I was at the gas station looking at beef jerky and I was like, "what the hell?" Then I ate some and it was delicious.

It's not really a lottery at all.

I think you're just peeved you didn't know the Jay-Z song still.