What the hey?
What about Sandra Bullock?

Forrest Whitaker probably.

Anyone else
find that Ed guy as insufferable as I do?

The quickfire winner got to take a ride in Johnny's '58 Chevy and a Brian Setzer box set.

Dude still pops his fucking collars.

T.G.I. Friday's is the thinking man's Applebee's.

YES!
Can they just do a fucking hour and a half of the death scenes? Or like:

This could be a huge Kurtis Blow to his already flimsy Public Image Ltd.

It's
probably stupid to point out because even he has run the "I'm fucking ugly as hell" joke into the ground but Posehn as Rodrigo makes me so uncomfortable.

Speaking of the Hagman, what's with these morons and tequila?

Damn
I hope the police are dokken some points off his license.

Interesting develoment
Vince P should Stefan Urquelle that motherfucker.

Ugh, Jaclyn's head is somehow even more misshaped than her shitty fake boobs.

Judith's insides are made of granola.

Sweet
I'm finishing up my script for "Dunston Checks Out." Dunston's on death row for double homicide.

Well if you go to any house parties, just try to have a good time.

I don't think you had faked enough time fake-looking-that-up.

Can Kenny Loggins rap? Probably.

Mother is the necessity of invention. You read it here first.

Yeah, Leonard, what's next? Litigious Hippos?