Professor Provolone is 100% correct above, Jay's performance in the who green-lighted coupon the movie sketch is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen in a sketch comedy show.

Wow, took you long enough.

Eh, John seemed annoying as fuck to me.

Yeah, go watch Real Housewives of Biloxi or some shit.

I was going to say I thought Stephanie won wedding wars in S4 with her cake, but it was Blaisin-Fatties.

She's from Cracker Barrel.

She kinda is.

wakka wakka

The Fountainboner

He'll probably be a catcher with that build.

Yeah, I'm no expert on the ethics and unwritten rules of being involved in a gang but I think that would be a great way to get the shit kicked out of you.

I still
don't get why they had her on the Grammys. If she wasn't preggers it wouldn't have fucking made any news.

James Avery as Bonesaw!
Fuckin A!

Don Cheadle for Zatarain's.

It's cool, I'm gay.

Why not Danny Glover?
Think about it: two days from retirement and then, BAM!, spider bite.

Really?

Not-liking-something-because-Pitchfork-might-like-it went out with Billy Mays.

Warm Liquid Goo Phase

You forgot those fucking thumbs.