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Buck Stagg
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Suddenly…
Marmaduke is looking Oscar bait in this summer of shitty movies, or it will at least sweep the Golden Globes.

My mighty heart is breaking.

Is Carl Dreyer is still alive?

Leggo the Movie…
will feature Bob Costas, Rob Rlagojevich, and Jimmy Johnson as Leggo Men. Who I like put into a spaceship looking thing and then smash into a wall.

Crazy Phil Spector.
I do like End of the Century, classic Ramones.

FADE IN:

I like it better then…
it was the Ultimate Robot Fighting featuring the Gender Bender!

Floyd Mayweather as the sassy purple bot.

Pennsylvania biggest chapter of the Klan is in Gettysburg.

Anyone?
This is England.

OLD MAN JENKINS!
I would have gotta away with too, if were for you meddling kids!

Its always the Free Masons.

a Boston tee-shirt, really?
Nothings says completely out of touch with reality than a BOSTON tee-shirt, come on Hollywood elites, nobody likes Boston as a band.

Sounds like the Kansas City Royals…amirite? amirite?

Will I get popcorn with the movie?

RRRRRRRRRRRR

Oscars v. NFL Play-offs.
NFL 49
Oscars 0

One less Danica ad to oogle at.

Just Roo it, (England's chances of advancing to the knock-out round.)

Don't let the blond hair fool you…
she's a ginger, I seen Orlando.