Fusebox, Fusebox, Fusebox:

Tom Waits,
the man doesn't play within 500 miles of Philadelphia, and boo my parents for have me in 1985.

THAT CALL WAS THE WORST THING, IN THE HISTORY EVERYTHING!!!!

[starts building a time machine out of a Deloran]

I saw the White Stripes only time near Philadelphia, they played Camden in 2003, the last two tours they're in Delaware and Atlantic City, seesh.

Bret Easton Ellis…
Douchebag

7…point…2…millimeter…FULL…METAL…JACKET!

The Red-Headed League…
the moral is, that gingers are evil, and can't be trusted!

Keep digging Watson!

Bridal Bootcamp…
GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY OBSTACLE!

Needs more sparkle butterflies.

I love to reload during a battle.

Joy Divison…
"She's Lose Control"

MORE MOVIES!
MORE VAMPIRES!
MORE OF EVERYTHING!

Secondly, get some Spartans up into this bitch, they know how kill some alien scum, right Masterchief!

Denise Richards…
Fight Bugs (colon) It's Complicated!

Anybody…
The Hanzo series? any takers?

Only if it was Elijah Wood from Sin City, now that would be creepy!

TYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Killers…
LOOK ASHTON KUTCHER AND KATHERINE HEIGL DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO HOLD THEIR GUNS RIGHT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, AMAZING!