Flyers are only sucking Blackhawks into thinking they are going to win the Cup by losing four games, only at the last second Danny Carcillo is going to beat Gary Bettman and steal the cup.

when happen if you hugged them too hard, do they shoot cream out of their eye?

Figure-four Leg Lock!

I WILL still drink their Sweet Tea, with the picture of plantation on it.

ATLANTIC CITY WILL GET COCKED!
BE THE NINTH CALLER!

Blur?
When are we going to talk about Blur?

Kenny Rogers.

I can you this a fluff piece on the local news…
James Fogle, 73 years YOUNG, still did what he loves, robbing drug store.

Ke$ha is sooooooooo, totally in my face! She is one outrageous paradigm!

Can everyone get your fucking soap boxes for a second.
All I time shit sandwiches and tits, thankyouverymuch!

Velvet David Cross paints…
Would hipsters love it, or love it ironically?

The dude was Allen Ginsberg, in "I'm Not There"

Hello Angels…
RuPaul,
Snookie,
and exhume corpse of Anna Nichol Smith,
coming this to ABC!

THE NEGROS TOOK OUR DATES!

Two other Waits moments:

Hapoel Tel Aviv v. Maccabi Tel Aviv
league biggest rivalry, especially the Maccabi fans calling the Hapoel fans terrorists.

Why can Shia just fuck Bumble-bee?

No, its Ron Artest when signed with the Lakers. "37"

[throws severed head with grenade in mouth]

Firefly?