It's so far from the best X-book, let alone a strong superhero read. Most of Legion's personalities are represented as generic monsters, unless they've been created for the specific plot purpose that has arisen in the issue. The philosophy behind the book is superficial, needing to invent characters and issues to…

That is the best I've ever seen it put.

It's really boring. There's not a single moment of that album that's at all surprising.

Oh yeah, dude. Perfect From Now On and Keep It Like A Secret are top-level albums. KILAS is perfect indie pop rock, while PFNO is a breathtaking concept album. Ancient Melodies of the Future is about half good, with all-time greats like Strange, Happiness, and Fly Around My Pretty Little Miss.

You could just browse the front page of Pitchfork and get all the same bands for free.

That is because you have bad taste, so you don't see that they're completely right about Comedy Bang! Bang! being boring as fuck.

Actually, she acknowledges the stupidity of making suffering into a pissing contest.

Actually, she acknowledges the stupidity of making suffering into a pissing contest.

Sassy as you please!

Sassy as you please!

It's actually completely appropriate. "No Way Down" sounds like a Maroon 5 b-side.

There is one good LCD Soundsystem song:
New York, I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down.

IT IS NOT OKAY.
Another band that vacillates between bland and annoying and thinks it's okay because they have a cute girl up front.

You could have just said "No."

This album is fucking boring,
is what it comes down to. Unless you want to hear the same drum machine parts you already heard on Enjoy Your Rabbit, church choirs on every fucking thing, and melodies that sound like he's stalling for time until he can remember the next part.

George Harrison songs that aren't quiet and reflective:
My Sweet Lord
Wah-Wah
What Is Life
Let It Down
Awaiting on You All
Art of Dying
Hear Me Lord