Sorry, my self-deprecation frequently comes across as douchiness. I try not to get self-righteous, but seriously, this old woman was the closest thing to pure evil I've ever come across. I got all Flaming Sword of Justice on her. Getting twice my security deposit back was clearly God's work.

Entertainment news.

are you testing me?
What was that? Say "Bee Movie TV Juniors" one more time. 'Cause if you're looking for trouble, I'm your guy.

Otto gets my Sarcasm Pick of the Week. Clean delivery, not too clever, great pacing. This is how it's done, people.

Scientology is so bankrupt, spiritually. I mean, without regret and spite, why would I even get up in the morning?

I got into a legal pissing match with my former landlady, who made the mistake of getting me angry. Then came the call from Judge Judy. I can proudly say I told them no thanks. You have to have some fairly serious problems to whore yourself out for a few minutes of air time. Entertainment ensues.

Holy Shit. New avatar, here I come.

The best was David Brooks' reaction on PBS. "…a disaster". So satisfying.

That depends on what country's currency you use to value life.

Prison Wine's Apartment: My Collection of Porcelain Masks Can't See Without Your Eyes!

hurm
I'd love to love Samurai 7, but when it's in the same list with any incarnation of Akira, well…it's like putting me next to Hugh Jackman. I do OK, but I can't hang with that. I needed a Swiffer WetJet to get the drool and pap off the floor when my wife and her two friends finally finished with the Oscars. And…

Fuck all that noise, how about the Baroque Cycle? That's like 12 seasons already scripted. And it has anal.

Does anybody want some Magic Johnson?

One good highlight of a Bruin putting someone through the plexiglass and I'm pretty much done for the season.

Agreed…what's the point with MAME around? I really need to get a track ball though, Contra is tough with just a keyboard.

That's funny, I was thinking Sam Neill should be protecting a couple of brats from her.

Yeah, bad weekend for my weed dealer to be in jail.

the stickers are the best
Hopefully you got one for the food poisoning Keith, the green one with the guy sticking out his tounge? Almost worth the near-death experience.

No way you're getting to the face with that nose in the way.

That's a good point, Jim, but I don't know. Viet Nam and CIA covert ops seemed a lot more…authentic? Earnest? Non-mercenary?