They both had ethnic slurs! But "Jewess" is funnier than "gook."

They both had ethnic slurs! But "Jewess" is funnier than "gook."

Noel, did you deliberately hold off on publishing this until after the nominations for "Most Ridiculous For Our Consideration" were all in? Because I'm pretty sure this would be a shoo-in.

Noel, did you deliberately hold off on publishing this until after the nominations for "Most Ridiculous For Our Consideration" were all in? Because I'm pretty sure this would be a shoo-in.

Guendelsberger, we love you and want you to get help for your migraine medicine problem, but we can't continue to support your addiction by reading your reviews. Will you please get help?

Guendelsberger, we love you and want you to get help for your migraine medicine problem, but we can't continue to support your addiction by reading your reviews. Will you please get help?

Yeah, but have you heard about that Planned Parenthood abortionplex in Kansas??? Disgusting!

Yeah, but have you heard about that Planned Parenthood abortionplex in Kansas??? Disgusting!

I'm not sure that an extended monologue that observes the classical unities is the "perfect example of Altman's style," but it works shockingly well, considering how different most of his other movies are.

I'm not sure that an extended monologue that observes the classical unities is the "perfect example of Altman's style," but it works shockingly well, considering how different most of his other movies are.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Yep!

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus Yep!

DON'T GIVE ME NO CHIVE BURGER (comes with no chives)

DON'T GIVE ME NO CHIVE BURGER (comes with no chives)

Hell Jail was great. As was Gene whipping off his towel and throwing it at the real estate guy.

Hell Jail was great. As was Gene whipping off his towel and throwing it at the real estate guy.

"If you don't mind, then: make sure that any one chem regiment gets 1 month+ before determining its effectiveness."

"If you don't mind, then: make sure that any one chem regiment gets 1 month+ before determining its effectiveness."

Oh, I fucking love that Beach Boys one, too. For some reason I assumed it was the one where Batman points out that if he were a woman he and T-Rex could totally date.

Oh, I fucking love that Beach Boys one, too. For some reason I assumed it was the one where Batman points out that if he were a woman he and T-Rex could totally date.