He also seems like he'd be kind of a prick generally, although a hilarious one.

He also seems like he'd be kind of a prick generally, although a hilarious one.

"it allows us to have that constant stream of pop-friendly marrow you rabble crave every hour."

"it allows us to have that constant stream of pop-friendly marrow you rabble crave every hour."

Oh god, if Mr. Rogers ever did anything unseemly, please don't let it come out. I think he's the only reason I still believe for pure goodness in the world.

Oh god, if Mr. Rogers ever did anything unseemly, please don't let it come out. I think he's the only reason I still believe for pure goodness in the world.

I'm the same, except I don't want them to be racist or homophobic either. Or gay.

I'm the same, except I don't want them to be racist or homophobic either. Or gay.

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus Well, yeah, it's dangerous, but it's not like it hurts anyone. (Unlike college football, which will probably kill somebody in the next 5-10 years.)

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus Well, yeah, it's dangerous, but it's not like it hurts anyone. (Unlike college football, which will probably kill somebody in the next 5-10 years.)

Send in FEMA!

Send in FEMA!

I didn't love Wompler this week as much as I have in the past, but somehow St. Clair brings it every time.

I didn't love Wompler this week as much as I have in the past, but somehow St. Clair brings it every time.

Jenny McCarthy.

Jenny McCarthy.

It's still creepy.

It's still creepy.

He sounds like a total asshole prankster, and it's awesome:

He sounds like a total asshole prankster, and it's awesome: