I hope there's not a rapiest wit!

I hope there's not a rapiest wit!

Jessica Lange was amazing tonight, yeah. If AHS could maintain the kind of power and tonal unity that it exhibited in her segment tonight, it could genuinely be one of the best dramas on TV.

Jessica Lange was amazing tonight, yeah. If AHS could maintain the kind of power and tonal unity that it exhibited in her segment tonight, it could genuinely be one of the best dramas on TV.

Don't forget salvia divinorum cultivation!

Don't forget salvia divinorum cultivation!

Kit Walker, the worst fugitive in the world.

Kit Walker, the worst fugitive in the world.

[Kevin Clash joke redacted because it's way too soon]

[Kevin Clash joke redacted because it's way too soon]

Man, that made me laugh for like a minute straight. This show somehow manages to consistently surprise me.

Man, that made me laugh for like a minute straight. This show somehow manages to consistently surprise me.

So I guess my assumption that Grace was preggo and the season was going to end with her popping out a horrible alien baby was off base, huh?

So I guess my assumption that Grace was preggo and the season was going to end with her popping out a horrible alien baby was off base, huh?

Wait, are you saying you don't get a boner when you get to kill someone?

Wait, are you saying you don't get a boner when you get to kill someone?

These two white cocksuckers stole your bag of toys? …The bag of toys I was gonna fuckin' give to kids?

These two white cocksuckers stole your bag of toys? …The bag of toys I was gonna fuckin' give to kids?

Barlow: "The illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking spendocrat, Diamond Joe Quimby."

Barlow: "The illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking spendocrat, Diamond Joe Quimby."