I like that Charlize Theron can make the Lucille wink seem adorable.

I like that Charlize Theron can make the Lucille wink seem adorable.

Wait, I forgot that all adults everywhere agree on everything politically. How could I be so silly?

Wait, I forgot that all adults everywhere agree on everything politically. How could I be so silly?

@paraclete_pizza:disqus You're strawmanning, dude. I really can't pay an accountant to do my taxes, and I'm more than capable of doing them myself, but it takes a good fucking while. I'm not anti-tax by any means (although I do wish I could stipulate that none of my money goes to defense spending), but it's hard to…

@paraclete_pizza:disqus You're strawmanning, dude. I really can't pay an accountant to do my taxes, and I'm more than capable of doing them myself, but it takes a good fucking while. I'm not anti-tax by any means (although I do wish I could stipulate that none of my money goes to defense spending), but it's hard to…

Except Masta Killa had one of the best verses on 36 Chambers. It was his only verse, admittedly, but it's still more than Wu Lyf has ever done.

Except Masta Killa had one of the best verses on 36 Chambers. It was his only verse, admittedly, but it's still more than Wu Lyf has ever done.

Did you *points* join based on my *points to self* comment *mimics writing*?

Did you *points* join based on my *points to self* comment *mimics writing*?

I don't understand people who've never had a comment flagged. I guess they just don't like living on the edge like us, man.

I don't understand people who've never had a comment flagged. I guess they just don't like living on the edge like us, man.

God, OKAY, Spielbergo! I'll sell cocaine for you!

God, OKAY, Spielbergo! I'll sell cocaine for you!

*weeps; masturbates*

*weeps; masturbates*

That's gotta be the greatest first scene of any TV show in history, right?

That's gotta be the greatest first scene of any TV show in history, right?

I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them… my essence.

I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them… my essence.