Well, Archer, but that's not technically on TV right now, so you win. Although Bitch 23 is coming up from behind.

It was "vag number," which is even better.

It was "vag number," which is even better.

Michael: "We're veering away from relatability again."

Michael: "We're veering away from relatability again."

I mean, given what we know about where Lena Dunham eats cake…

I mean, given what we know about where Lena Dunham eats cake…

You forced it. Sorry.

You forced it. Sorry.

"The only language they seem to understand is the one we have been using to bombard them. When you have to deal with a beast you have to treat him like a beast. It is most regrettable but nevertheless true." — President Harry S Truman, after the bombing of Nagasaki.

"The only language they seem to understand is the one we have been using to bombard them. When you have to deal with a beast you have to treat him like a beast. It is most regrettable but nevertheless true." — President Harry S Truman, after the bombing of Nagasaki.

…That's war in the 20th century, man. It's not like we've gotten a whole bunch of extra brain mass or anything in the past 5000 years that'll make us less likely to do horrific things when there's nobody stopping us. I mean, start with this and read down.

…That's war in the 20th century, man. It's not like we've gotten a whole bunch of extra brain mass or anything in the past 5000 years that'll make us less likely to do horrific things when there's nobody stopping us. I mean, start with this and read down.

I'm just playing devil's advocate here, but maybe that's why he got killed two days later?

I'm just playing devil's advocate here, but maybe that's why he got killed two days later?

@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus It's an obscure Comedy Bang Bang reference. Yeah, I dunno.

@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus It's an obscure Comedy Bang Bang reference. Yeah, I dunno.

"Underemployed: F"

"Underemployed: F"

Fair enough.