I should clarify that I don't dislike watching college football. I hate how shitty I feel about myself for liking college football.

"Probably bring SEC dominance of college football's national championship to an end"

"Probably bring SEC dominance of college football's national championship to an end"

Man, fuckin' hipsters.

Man, fuckin' hipsters.

Ignatius J. Reilly reminds me of myself rather more than I am comfortable with.

Ignatius J. Reilly reminds me of myself rather more than I am comfortable with.

That's less "head-on" than "with ninjalike quickness and subtlety" though.

That's less "head-on" than "with ninjalike quickness and subtlety" though.

"Tries to?"

"Tries to?"

A Supposedly Tasty Burger I'll Never Eat Again

A Supposedly Tasty Burger I'll Never Eat Again

He would do that, but unfortunately, he's not in charge of his own promotion.

He would do that, but unfortunately, he's not in charge of his own promotion.

It is, which is way better.

It is, which is way better.

"having an unsatisfyingly small penis…none of those happened"

"having an unsatisfyingly small penis…none of those happened"

@Dikachu:disqus I got it, at least.