"Trying?" It's not that hard, although of course it's not easy to do super-well.

Make a Black Forest cake! I mean, if you want a challenge.

Make a Black Forest cake! I mean, if you want a challenge.

Sprechstimme.

Sprechstimme.

The bums will always lose!

The bums will always lose!

I'll second the big ol' pan of roasted veggies. Not liking tofurkey is totally normal (tofu's pretty awesome if you use it as its own ingredient, but I do not understand trying to pretend it's meat — oh, hey, what about mapo tofu? Are people going to be cool with spicy stuff?) but not liking roasted vegetables means…

I'll second the big ol' pan of roasted veggies. Not liking tofurkey is totally normal (tofu's pretty awesome if you use it as its own ingredient, but I do not understand trying to pretend it's meat — oh, hey, what about mapo tofu? Are people going to be cool with spicy stuff?) but not liking roasted vegetables means…

An attention-starved gir.

An attention-starved gir.

What's the interest rate on a Canadian VISA?

What's the interest rate on a Canadian VISA?

So you're obviously not a vegetarian, but I'll share this anyway because it's interesting: if you want something with a pulled pork-type texture but can't use meat, try and find some canned unripe jackfruit. It comes apart almost exactly in the way pulled pork does — although it admittedly has the disadvantages that…

So you're obviously not a vegetarian, but I'll share this anyway because it's interesting: if you want something with a pulled pork-type texture but can't use meat, try and find some canned unripe jackfruit. It comes apart almost exactly in the way pulled pork does — although it admittedly has the disadvantages that…

Mmm, stanky!

Mmm, stanky!

Let's be real: Lemmy is exceptional. He may not be an American but he is a national treasure.

Let's be real: Lemmy is exceptional. He may not be an American but he is a national treasure.

Holy shit, yes.