AVClub Penetrating In-Depth Review Results in Large Bump For First Timer Despite Small Opening And Narrow Cervix

"…what he saw wasn’t exactly amazing but was kind of interesting, in its own way."

Woohoo!!! 4/20!!!!…. huh?… last week?… fuuuuuck….

That shouldn't be a stretch for her. She's had problems pulling things out before, but I'm betting she can really take hold of this and bring it to a happy conclusion.

Agreed. They are breaking Howard. Making Howard change who he is to become boyfriend and husband material is just not funny or interesting.

"Source's" Big Mouth Strikes Again

So you're having sex with a chick and you pull her hair or put your hand on her throat or pin her hands down and she squirts all over you and your nice new Fascinator throe. Was she dehumanized? I'm thinking she wasn't.

Career Opportunities has been on some cable station a lot recently.

"… Jamie Foxx and Christoph Waltz as, respectively, the freed slave and the German bounty hunter who liberates him…"

So how would an abortion be performed in The Flintstones? I'm guessing with a small pterodactyl with a sharp beak and a small wooly mammoth with incredible sucking power.

Hell Boner: The Boner That Fucks People

"Socialism. Communism. Fascism. Monarchy. Dictatorship. These are all the same thing and liberals are all of them!" - overheard from an avid Fox News watcher.

Saw the cropped image saying VAG with a picture of a dude with a sword, some hot blonde chick, and a dude in a mask. Clicked immediately!!!!… was then disappointed…

Maybe he was just trying to get it to claw him?

It's seemed to me that Karen became such a bitch after the trouble with her father. Before that, if I remember right, she was loose, but fun. After her dad freaked out at the father-daughter thing, calling her a whore or whatever, she became angry and just uncaring of anyone around her. I think that's the trajectory…

balls

Breed (With My Wife Please, It's Too Icky For Me But My Agent Thinks We Should Have Strange Children)

If Devito was raised in orphanages and Arnold was raised on a tropical paradise island then how was Murphy raised? Was he a homeless man who switched places with a rich man on a one dollar bet? Was he an African prince who came to America to find a wife? Was he a man who likes to wear fat suits? I need to know.

I tried to have a secret circle jerk once, but everyone else in the circle eventually figured it out.

How can Ron Burgundy announce the sequel? Does that mean he's playing himself in the movie? Then who is Will Ferrel? I'm confused.