This cake didn't have a number on it, did it?

Wow.

While visions of sugarplums danced in my head….

Stick shifts and safety belts, bucket seats have all got to go

Who buys this stuff anymore?
When you can find any imaginable form of debauchery, for free, on the intertubes? I guess I am outside the target demographic (married, over 25) but I seriously don't see how they stay in business. Are there that many kids out there who don't have access to the online pornocopia?

Skin Bear
It puts the conditioner on its fur…

I always associated it with "Muriel's Wedding" hometown of Porpoise Spit

Oooh, yeah, Sybil. Junior's Cheesecake!

Interviewer: Ok, we have an hour and a half on technique and backstory, but now I want to know how you feel about Stefan…

I had the most delicious Carbonara in Normandy about ten years ago. I am sure that memory is making it more than it necessarily was, but that would be my electricution-day meal choice.

I told you, call me Bronco.

Wallace Beery. Wrestling picture. Do I have to draw you a goddam map?

Something completely different.

Who are you calling half-witted?

Boone, is that you?

No sarcasm. Slightly strangely put, but not sarcastic. I just like your style, that's all.

Phel, you seriously get cooler every time you post. [cue awkward silence]

Wait Wait Interview
NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me had her on their "Not my Job" segment the week before last. Very funny, not surprisingly.

The 'Small Wonder' boxed set actually exists. God help us.

Still Waiting….
When will I be able to get my boxed set of 'Small Wonder'?