In Search of Lost Time: Dreyfus in handcuffs at an aristocratic afternoon tea where a pale young french man in sitting on a couch eating a madeleine cake while being petted by a fat old aristocrat while two lesbians make out, unbeknownst to him, behind the couch; in the background, innumerable people are having sex…

you aren't punctuation.

The only thing I remember about the original movie is that "maggots in the ear" scene. Man that creeped me out as a kid.

You know what pain tastes like: a motherfucking potato chip. Didn't you read the taste test? And it feels like a motherfucking potato chip sliver in your motherfucking eye. Presumably the sound, smell, and appearance of pain are motherfucking potato chip related, too.

Not true. I just created a facebook identity called "Seven Copulating Snakes" and became a fan. (So far I'm disappointed. But young Phipps keeps making vague promises of prizes for people who join things, so…)