Deploy the Holy Hand Grenade! It's the only way to stop the oppressive secular humanists!

Thanks!

The Chianti is optional?

I guess Tracy isn't sharing that sweet Beats by Dre money with his entourage.

It's old jazz slang for a lady who really knows how to tickle the ivories.

Man, Elf isn't on anywhere today? I could have sworn my mom had a copy on DVD, but apparently I was wrong. Just doesn't feel like Christmas without it.

My favorite Twitter discovery this year - https://twitter.com/Dystopi…

I need to listen to that Andy Daly Dead Authors podcast. I've got about 15 hours on the road ahead of me, starting on Sunday, so I need all the entertainment I can find. And Heller, no amount of self-promotion you engage in can ever eclipse Rabin's shameless Juggalo-plugging.

You mean "Uncanny Valley: The Movie?"

The answer to that question is always no.

No mention of CMT's 24 hour A Christmas Story 2 marathon, the most bizarre and stupid idea I've ever seen?

It features a battle between Satan and Santa. At one point Merlin becomes involved. It is, to quote Jason Mantzoukas, "Bonkers."

I'm just a garden variety pagan. Happy Saturnalia, folks!

I found this to be enjoyable enough (especially the Phoenix song) but I found the production values to be just awful. Did they blow all the money on the cast or did I just watch this on an awful TV?

Celebrities often have remarkably bad taste in tattoo artists. I had a conversation about this with a tattoo artist friend. You'd think with all that expendable income they would spend a little more time/money on someone who knew what they were doing.

Everyone's just feeling lost in the shuffle.

Nope, that's Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, and/or Christmas on Mars.

"Joe Don Baker is…..SANTA CLAUS!"

You're really pissing off the Spades' Rights Activists.

The AV Club turned into a massive AA meeting so gradually I didn't even notice.