Currently watching MST3K's "Santa Claus" for the first time. Already enjoying it immensely.

That's the spirit(s)!

Oh I remember, I just left in August. I'm glad it's more mild this year. I've never seen people who drive as recklessly and aggressively as Upstate NYers, which makes living there during intense winters extra scary.

I bought my youngest nephew a Minions puzzle, which made me feel unclean, but at least it makes no noise.

Where was this weather three years ago when I was living in upstate NY and nearly totaled my car after hitting a patch of black ice?

It's okay to admit you want to find out how to date Natalie Dormer. No one here is going to judge you.

Netflix just wants to further degrade your faith in justice and humanity in general.

I'm not one to speculate, but as someone with a fair amount of experience working with juvenile delinquents I met more than a few Brendan Dasseys. I've seen kids with low IQs tricked into doing everything from running drugs to exposing themselves to minors on a "dare." I could very easily see someone like him being…

He also looks alarmingly like my friend's uncle. Made this even more jarring to watch.

IF SQUIRRELS WERE MEANT TO FLY, GOD WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM WINGS

Seriously, an HDMI cord would probably cost less than a ticket and popcorn too.

"Re-opening CBGB's?!? I give up, what's the catch?"

I read all of your posts in Frank Costanza's voice, which made this entire exchange highly enjoyable.

I agree with two thirds of this statement.

The Slap was actually pretty decent, but holy shit I do not understand what led to it 1) Being made 2) That marketing campaign.

There is no part of that statement I don't disagree with.

I hope you get the delicious pretzel you deserve at the end of all this.

If I were a more spiteful person I would create a gimmick account and espouse the brilliance of James Patterson, James Cameron and Chuck Lorre to further prove your point.

I generally really like this site and enjoy the commentary but there's a lot of oddly reflexive/obnoxious comments about bands that aren't relatively safe/well known stuff like the Foo Fighters. I can understand to an extent when it's obviously sponsored content, but I don't get it on features like this.

I like this guy's voice a lot. To each their own, I suppose.