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"There’s no word on why the project fell through at HBO" - my guess is they started watching some of the later seasons of Dexter.

No one knew how to mine comedy from sleep apnea quite like them.

Someone from the Neutral Planet! Sound the Beige Alert!

Counterpoint - where was the hot alien on alien action in Star Wars?

I think this guy is a relative of mine.

Tobias Funke will finally land his breakout role!

I nominate guitarist of note Pete Hornberger.

A real humdinger of a hootenanny.

They may be a cord cutter. I guess we still get like three channels for free but they're all too awful to work even as background noise.

BUT WHAT OF THE WOOZLES? WHAT OF THE WOOZLES?

Other things Chelsea Does -

Role Models is criminally underrated.

I have a Colombian friend who often goes on long, drunken rants about how we need to visit his homeland because "Colombian women are the most beautiful women in the world." I don't imagine he's taking this well.

I audibly groaned when the Stormtroopers did the Nazi salute. Subtlety is not Abrams' strong suit.

Clayne Crawford is just so absurdly talented. Teddy could be such a bland caricature and instead he's arguably the most interesting character on a show bursting at the seams with them.

"Torple! What?! I don't know. That's not a name. I don't have a daughter… my daughter's name is Stephanie."

Oh yeah, it's kind of like Jai Alai, right?

This is a good one, but the "Jealous/Envy" one will always be my favorite.

Frasier Crane - noted psychiatrist and amateur cooper.

Now that "agency" and "problematic" have been overused to the point they basically have no meaning, I wonder what word will be ruined in 2016.