Like a dog Harrison Ford also has issues with object permanence. It's part of the reason he's so grumpy, whenever Calista's not around he assumes she's dead.

Worst case scenario: This gets bad reviews and I ignore it (current plan)

As long as he arranges his schedule so he and Louie alternate seasons off, I think we'll be able to cope.

"Tell my wife I said 'Hello.'"

Nothing tells you to take a review seriously like the author expressing his disdain for the star in the opening graf.

Hence John C. Reilly. Plain ol' John Reilly was already taken.

The armor for women doesn't have any pockets, duh.

Has anyone written a thinkpiece about thinkpieces? Sort of like a meta-analysis in science, but way less important and way more pretentious.

To play Devil's Advocate, one could argue that is essentially what Hannibal was too.

"This seems to promise some serious analysis—especially since the book is co-authored by four media psychologists"

Her, Gillian Anderson and Allison Janney are all some sort of magical ageless being. Connie Britton may be in their ranks too.

As opposed to Herc, You Lez! the bizarre The Wire fanfiction I read a few years ago.

You saw Rudd is nominated too, right?

Both Hannibal and Rectify! My two perennial favorites in the category of "How the fuck did this not get nominated for a single Emmy or Golden Globe?"

"Hey, do you like Angelina Jolie? Does she give you a big boner? Well, here's Jon Voight's ballsack!"

Fittingly enough, neither was White Chicks.

Whoever wrote that really captured the "serial killer cadence" perfectly.

Also weird - the author's management is listed as "The Syndicate." The Syndicate I am familiar with mostly do promotions for comedians and musicians.

There's actually a highly loved film from New Zealand called Boy already, too.

I'm still bummed that we'll probably never see Muppet Man, The Black List script about Jim Henson from a few years ago, made into a proper film.