No, wait for the squeakuel!

I remember a thread a couple of years ago that called for AV Clubbers to post their high school graduation year. By a slim margin, 1997 was the winner. Looking through this thread unscientifically, I see a lot of '78, '79, and '80. Turning 30 is the point at which one really begins to understand how much different…

I'm not sure what the quotes are for brain_slug. Whatever else you may think of him, Dr. Drew IS a medical doctor.

I spotted the members of Maritime several times. I'm pulling for a Maritime cover of "Paper Planes" because I think it would be weird and wonderful.

I didn't see anyone do this so…
…I'll just leave this here.

Thanks for dropping by, Secretary FAIL!

"Optimist vs. the Silent Alarm" by Casiotone for the Painfully Alone would get you started right.

I've got some thoughts on abortion if anyone cares to hear them and subsequently share his or her opinion. Once we've discussed it we can finally put the whole debate to rest.

If only there was some way to rotate these emoticons so that I wouldn't have to turn my monitor sideways in order to understand how people are feeling on the internet.

Hey, I hate deconstructing a ventriloquist's joke as much as the next guy, but when was the last time a cashier told you the price of something and then said "plus tax"? The joke would be better if the man were to ask the cashier "How much for the condoms?" "$3.99 plus tax"…etc.

robertgold — You are being ironic, no? LIFE was the hackiest hackness since HACK.

Secondsies! (Christa McCauliff)

Teh cure for teh cancerAIDS *was* teh cancerAIDS! (in a less potent dosage)

In the bottom right corner:

honorary lifetime Oscars
But will they be closed-casket for once?

That zit on my ass cheek has been there for what seems like eons.

I love the really simple KITH sketches, such as:

If this is the premature death/suicide thread then I guess I'll tell my story of music I can't listen to anymore.

LIFE (the t.v. show) is absolutely ridiculously terrible. It's obvious, cheesy, and melodramatic…and not in the self-conscious way.

God, that's sad.