"I'll have the numero dos combinaciones, por favor. With a Mountain Dew."

As a fan of virulently anti-Lost people, I've been questioning why anyone would devote hours of their lives to such idiocy.

Alpha Male Omegas: Misogynists from the beginning to the end of college, forever and ever, amen.

You motherfuckers try the "salsas" at Rubio's? "You ain't going to shit right for a month".

Keith Urban?
More like Keith Rural! BWAHAHA!

I'd love to see him get clobbered with a line-drive while sitting baseline at his beloved Fenway. That, I believe, would be the best use of Dane Cook.

Love 'em!
I did "Who's On First?" with my younger brother as a skit in the fourth grade. It went over so well we did it at several senior citizen homes. Apparently, nostalgia is the elixir of youth.

I'll second MFSP in that the Book of Job's positive representation of God, frankly, sucks. He's more or less playing dice with Satan over Job's faith, allowing his family and assorted Land of Uz farm animal collective to be destroyed. Except for Job's cunt wife, of course. Later, three elders attempt to come to terms…

Fr-v-u-k -'s - fuck-ng tr-ll.

i got an Eryktion.

I'm glad you mentioned "Get Fuzzy'. Probably the only current strip that holds up against 'Calvin and Hobbes'; in fact, along with 'The Far Side' and 'Peanuts', 'Get Fuzzy' has been always been a sunday newspaper highlight. 'Doonesbury' is only a recent interest.

I always loved Calvin's "Transmogrifier," his psychopathic snowmen, and especially Spaceman Spiff. Fuck, I loved Spaceman Spiff. Also, the sunday strips where Watterson sneaks in an extra joke in the second or third panel.

He seems like a nice enough guy…
… but this movie is sure to suck balls.

Rolling Stone offered a pretty candid look at Bridges' life last month, and it was damned time somebody did. As a paradoxically un-fucked up multi-generational film star and family man, it's nice to see a Hollywood (or maybe, not so Hollywood) star without the trappings. The Dude lives in a Montana cabin, for Christ's…

Soulja Boy…
… should fire his songwriters. "Kiss Me Thru The Phone"? I must be out of the loop. What the fuck is this bullshit?

Marine 2: Gay Beret.

@ Gleeth: I. too, have hiked the Na Pali coast - something like 20 miles round trip; I must have been in hellacious shape, because it sure didn't seem like it. Woke up the next morning and called in; couldn't fucking MOVE.

Hey, Dumbo was fun.Well, in a heartbreaking way.

*spoiler alert*

@ mbs: Don't you mean "stay tuned for the news is next here on MBS?"